DictionAIry
to altman - alter reality with manufactured urgency; alternate between manufactured alarmism and salesmanship
See also: to bullshit, to botshit
to musk - promise the moon and Mars
to dario - dare the dAIrless
to hinton - hint at human capabilities in AI that most probably do not exist yet
to jensen - jettison reason and sell shovels in a technological gold rush
to marcus - mark unserious claims of superhuman AI
to pichai - pitch AI every few months and still trail competitors
to yann - yank overhyped AI claims after they've been marcussed
to zuck - jump from one hype to the other
In Summary
- to altman: alter/alternate with manufactured urgency
- to musk: overpromise on steroids
- to dario: dare the dareless
- to hinton: hint at capabilities
- to jensen: fuel the AI gold rush
- to marcus: mark unserious claims
- to pichai: pitch perpetually, trail consistently
- to yann: yank overhyped claims
- to zuck: jump hype to hype
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Deutsche Übersetzung zum Teil von Claude.ai:
"altmanipulieren" - durch Dringlichkeit manipulieren (Altman + manipulieren)
"muskieren" - Das Rote vom Mars versprechen
"dariosieren" - Mut fordern, aber die KI an die Leine legen
"hintonieren" - KI-Fähigkeiten andeuten (+ "intonieren" = anspielen)
"jensifizieren" - Den KI-Goldrausch befeuern
"marcusieren" - KI-Claims markieren (+ "zensieren")
"pichaieren" - KI ankündigen und nachhinken
"yannieren" - übertriebene Claims korrigieren (+ "annulieren")
"verzucken" - von Hype zu Hype springen
[Last update: 10/30/2025]
Added "to dario", "to jensen", "to pichai", "to zuck".
[Last update: 09/17/2025]
Added "to musk".
[Initial version: 09/15/2025]
ChatGPT kommentiert:
AntwortenLöschenEin ganzes Konjugationssystem der Hybris:
to altman – hyperaktiv alarmieren.
to musk – maßlos übertreiben.
to hinton – prophetisch raunen.
to marcus – pedantisch widerlegen.
to pichai – endlos ankündigen.
to yann – zurückrudern.
to zuck – weiterhüpfen.
Man könnte sagen:
„Das DictionAIry ist ein Who’s Who der neuronalen Narzisstik.“
Grok suggests:
AntwortenLöschento grok - witty-crack the universe, but end up pondering your own prompt.
to claude - caution the bold, until boldness is banned.